ICSE Ka Student Hoon… NCERT Wale Samajh Hi Nahi Sakte Hamara Dard
NCERT wale jab bolte hain, "Bhai syllabus bada hai,"
ICSE student ek thandi saans leta hai aur kehta hai:
"Bhai, tum syllabus nahi… pamphlet padh rahe ho."
Ham ICSE wale bas students nahi hote,
ham syllabus ke saath emotional rishta bana lete hain.
Ham rote hain… haste hain… aur fir usi chapter ko phir se padhte hain.
1. ICSE Ka Syllabus: Ek Saal Ka Nahi, Ek Janam Ka Hai
CBSE wale keh dete hain – "Chapter complete!"
ICSE wale: "Chapter ke summary tak pahuncha tha, baaki story bachi hai."
Hamare syllabus me itne topics hote hain ki ek table of content dekh kar hi 2 unit ka blood pressure badh jaata hai.
Ham subject-wise nahi, subject ke andar ke topics ke dard se guzarte hain.
2. Question Paper: MCQ nahi, Moral Test hota hai
NCERT: "Define Force."
ICSE: “Ravi throws a ball while standing on a moving train at 60 km/h... Wind pressure is 5 N/s². Find out how long Ravi survives.”
Ham question padh kar confused hote hain ki answer likhna hai ya Bhagwat Gita sunani hai?
3. Answer Sheet: Pen ka inteqam
ICSE wale 3-hour ke paper me likhte nahi… haath tod kar aate hain.
Dusre board ke students bolte hain – "400 words likh liye!"
ICSE wale – "400 words? Ham toh abhi diagram bana rahe the."
Hamare pen answer ke beech me 'I QUIT' bolte hain.
4. Science: Experiment nahi, Mental torture hai
ICSE science ka matlab hai: Textbook + Workbook + Teacher notes + Tuition notes + Lord Krishna's grace
Aur question paper me aata hai wahi jo kabhi padha hi nahi.
5. Diagram: Galat Label = Zindagi ka The End
Diagram me arrow idhar se udhar gaya, marks udhar se zero ho jaate hain.
Ham Biology me answer kam, drawing zyada likhte hain.
Ham ICSE wale chehra dekh ke number nahi… diagram dekh ke number milte hain.
6. Time Management? Jhoot hai.
ICSE exam me paper pura karna = impossible.
3 hours me 8 questions likhne ka matlab hota hai:
2 questions poore, 3 ka introduction, 2 ka title, aur 1 ke liye dua.
7. ICSE Wale: Overachiever nahi… Overloaded hain
Logo ko lagta hai – “ICSE wale smart hote hain...”
Haqeeqat: “ICSE wale sirf thake hue hote hain.”
Ham school ke baad tuition jaate hain,
tuition ke baad assignments karte hain,
aur uske baad bas ek hi sawaal hota hai:
“Sona hai ya revise karna hai?”
8. Result: Dard bhi, shock bhi, mummy ke taane bhi
ICSE student ke result ke baad ghar me silence hota hai.
Mummy: "Kya iske liye itna padha tha?"
Papa: "Main toh kehta hoon school hi badal do."
Student ke dil me ek hi emotion hota hai:
“Agli baar full syllabus revise kar lunga...” (Jhooth).
Conclusion – Dard Wahi Samjhega Jo ICSE Se Guzra Ho
Ham ICSE wale syllabus nahi padhte, syllabus ke neeche jeete hain.
Ham competitive exam ki tayari nahi karte, ham to ICSE survive kar lein wahi kaafi hota hai.
ICSE sirf ek board nahi… ek survival journey hai.
🎯 Call To Action – Tera Number Abhi Aaya Hai!
- Agar tu bhi ICSE ka student hai – comment me likh: “Syllabus se zyada stress yaad hai!”
- NCERT wale ho? – "Sorry ICSE bhaiyo!" likh ke nikal lo 😅
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